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feuntes:

Real Friends - I’ve Never Been Home

llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

(via falltoohard-forgivetoofast)


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oblivioustate:

desperatemonkeys:

feliidaesabers:

veeoneeye:

If I was a female, this post would just be the best.

I can’t breathe

I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha

this is my favorite post omg

i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.

(Source: drinking, via fuckinq)


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missblackribbon:

vodka-andrazors:

lostofsanity:

I have that person. Sadly he’s not mine.

^^ same…

That person, for me, is a friend, not a romantic interest.
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